no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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