I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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