Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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