can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
her facebook's as public as her vagina
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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