The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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