yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
