My brain says no but my pants say off.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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