Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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