Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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