I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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