Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Even my vagina gasped.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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