Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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