Can i not drive my cunt home
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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