mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
