i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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