do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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