I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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