Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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