That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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