literally had 100 drinks last night.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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