Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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