A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Can I color on your dick again?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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