He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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