I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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