Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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