You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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