He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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