Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Sext me about skeletons
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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