I wannas sexs uuuuu
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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