im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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