We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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