Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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