dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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