I wannas sexs uuuuu
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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