So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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