K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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