no you cant smoke seaweed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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