Taylor Swift is so right about you.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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