im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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