Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize