You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm at about main and main street
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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