Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
