Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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