dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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