Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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