Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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