No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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