ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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