marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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