these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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