i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
