I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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