i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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