how can u be prego again
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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