I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have tasted many bathrooms
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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