so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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