I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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